By: Royale
November 17, 2015
Dear Luke the Farmer,
My mom was
visiting me when I heard that your children wanted to eat me for
Thanksgiving! I have a big family in Texas and if you try to
end me, you’ll only get a feathery meal.
It will taste like hair balls. I
haven’t taken a bath in 100 days! I
smell really bad!
I have a
closet full of pictures of me and my family.
I have 20 pictures of my big family.
I think you would love to eat my brother instead.
I am very
feathery. If you try to eat me, you
might find feathers in my meat.
If you eat
me, you should buy a gas mask. I will
stink up your house. I smell like a dead
cat.
Sincerely,
Royale
the Turkey
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