By: Royale
November 17, 2015
Dear Luke the Farmer,
            My mom was
visiting me when I heard that your children wanted to eat me for
Thanksgiving!  I have a big family in Texas  and if you try to
end me, you’ll only get a feathery meal. 
It will taste like hair balls.  I
haven’t taken a bath in 100 days!  I
smell really bad!  
            I have a
closet full of pictures of me and my family. 
I have 20 pictures of my big family. 
I think you would love to eat my brother instead.  
            I am very
feathery.  If you try to eat me, you
might find feathers in my meat.  
            If you eat
me, you should buy a gas mask.  I will
stink up your house.  I smell like a dead
cat.  
                                                                                                Sincerely,
                                                                                                Royale
the Turkey 

 






